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From the Acres
Horde entertainment, refreshed as the seasons rot. Pull up a headstone.
Horror Watch Pick
Press Play, Check the Locks
Every horror fan has a rotation: the classic you rewatch until the tape wears out,
the new release you're brave enough to try alone, and the so-bad-it's-good one you
defend at parties. Around here we rate films on one scale only — would the horde
stay awake for it? Check the Zombie A.C.R.E.S. Facebook page for the latest pick
and the ensuing argument.
Argue with the horde on Facebook →
Horde Question
The Question Chewing on Us
The outbreak starts at your local grocery store. You can grab exactly one item
on your way out the door. What is it — and be honest, half of you are picking
snacks, not survival gear. The horde votes, the horde judges, the horde has
seen your cart.
Cast your vote on Facebook →
Spooky Season
It's Always October Somewhere in the Acres
Haunted houses, costume planning, candy economics, decorations that stay up
just a little too long — spooky season isn't a month here, it's a lifestyle
with a cornfield. When the leaves turn, the Acres goes full harvest: watch
lists, costume chaos, and the annual debate over when "too early" officially
ends. (It ended in September. It always ends in September.)
Join the spooky season watch →